Old Folk Na' Days
As well as being a burden into my rapidly shrinking free time – Old Folk manage to strain the back of the UK’s wonderful NHS. Complain as much as you desire, describe the systems vast inefficiencies, it’s corruption and in some cases poor care of the elderly. At the end of the day, it’s free healthcare, something that costs an absolute fortune everywhere else. Regardless they put a huge suction on...
If anyone wants something a bit heavier, though still written in my trademark style, feel free to head on over to this link. This week I’ve bashed Frank Miller and The Daily Mail. Who’s next?
A Humble Tumble
There’s been a lot happening on Tumblr of late, many many changes! But without, in a differentiation from the norm, I’d just like to promote some other Blogs that you may not have heard of, or even be following. We’ll begin with this fella. I’m guessing he’s an older geeza, but he’s cleary in touch with technology and vehemently supports the old school (Maybe...
No silly! Not the movie! I might start featuring more on the ol’ Bloggeroo (I hate it when people butcher phrases). Why not as they’re original content? (Took them myself at Silverstone) I’ve also got 300+, name a car and I’ve probably snapped it, There’s loads, but one a day should do just fine. Don’t worry, I’ll still Blog as normal, but maybe this...
I still shout “You’re gay” down the corridor to my girlfriend,...
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dót)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
Where The Fudge Is It?
It’s an age old question, “Where’s the cookie jar?” but in my case, the cookie jar is proving more elusive than Waldo himself. At first, there was just a nagging notion that it was missing, I’d already stomached several cookies and so felt no urge to scrounge. But then came the hunger and then came the crushing disappointment over an inability to locate sweetened...
Hey, remember this?
You do don’t you? Remember when I said I was trying my darndest to grow a feeble moustache? You do?! Of course you do, it was in the last post (*cough*IfYou’veNotReadItClickHereDummy*cough*) and you check this Blog daily. Right? -Thought so. Phew. Well, I’ve been sucessful in growing my feeble dirty ‘stache! Kinda. My exploits haven’t gone unnoticed as Girlfriend...
Hey brah. Did you know? I live abroad. Yep. I know all of my followers personally (All seven of them) so this won’t come as too much of a shock at the moment. However, when I’m a Mega-Star from doing a “Kim Kardashian” people will want to retrace my history. They can produce an expose on the E! channel about my sudden rise to fame, my career modelling for Abercrombe and...